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Warning labels you never knew you needed until you were sued:
| Label | Text | Download | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Do not hurl at children under five | XFIG | SVG |
| Warranty will be void if packaging is removed | XFIG | SVG |
| Do not shoot yourself through the head before, during or after use of this product | XFIG | SVG |
| Not for use in improvised explosive devices | XFIG | SVG |
| Do not place in aircraft jet engine intake | XFIG | SVG |
| Illegal to use in jailbreaks | XFIG | SVG |
| Label | Text | Download | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Will fall downwards if exposed to gravity | XFIG | SVG |
| Warps space and time | XFIG | SVG |
| Impossible to confine due to tunneling | XFIG | SVG |
| Contains billions of radioactive atoms | XFIG | SVG |
I take it a sticker like this has to be attached to all forklift trucks by law. Funny they often leave out the third, correct way of operating. Here's the xfig source.