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Allahu Akbar!
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I had to drive home, I was way too drunk to teleport.
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Was I distracted? Not as such, but you know, a tamagochi needs a lot of care.
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I dropped my cellphone in my whisky while changing DVDs.
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My guide dog wagged its tail so I thought it would be OK.
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Hey that's tops! Cyclists score twenty, don't they?